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Birthday Decree Card

Birthday Decree Card

What people really mean when they say, "You're not getting older, you're getting better!" is that you're getting better at giving no fucks about petty nonsense. It's liberating and you deserve a certificate for it! 
  • "Let it be known that with this birthday you have hereby reached the official age of giving no fucks. Congratulations and enjoy your hard-earned freedom."
  • Blank inside
  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Environmentally friendly soy inks
  • Kraft envelope

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