Office Gossip Soap
Smells like a scandal.
The lunch bandit is at it again. Someone made off with Melinda's leftover orange chicken and she's fit to be tied. On top of that, the real creamer is gone again. I've told you people at least a hundred times, I buy that for ME. If YOU want real creamer, YOU buy it YOURSELF. How many threatening notes in all caps do I have to post on the mini-fridge anyway?
The real creamer scented (hazelnut coffee)
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.