Fuck You Gym Soap
Someone as fabulous as you clearly are doesn't need the gym! I mean, look at you stretching long and thin on the floor next to a bottle of booze. If that isn't an example of disciplined, self-improving physical exertion, I don't know what is. Scented with white tea and violet. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils.
2"h x 3"w x 0.75"d