Inappropriate Questions Card
$5.50
What is it about having a pregnant body that signals to everyone-- from Steve in accounting to the cashier at 7-Eleven -- that it's open season on invasive lines of questioning? This card can't stop the questions (if it could, I would be retired on a tropical island) but it can send good vibes for shutting them down in a brilliant manner.
- "Congratulations! May your pregnancy be easy, your baby be healthy, and your comebacks to inappropriate questions be brilliant."
- Blank inside
- 4.25" x 5.5"
- Environmentally friendly soy inks
- Kraft envelope