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Midlife Crisis Soap

Midlife Crisis Soap

$12.99

Smells like a motorcycle.

Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.

Kumquat Tree scented 
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.


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